what are you doing on saturday? staying in? so am I – what a coincidence…

How about we get together, online, and have a little dance?

Hello and welcome to SOCIAL DISTANCING.

Virulent bangers for a dystopian dancefloor. Come on in – you wouldn’t want to be outside, but you’ll be safe here. I hope. And hope is all we’ve got, my friends.

As a wise woman once so eloquently put it: this episode of ‘Black Mirror’ sucks. But guess what? I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Your disc jockey today is Ian Joliet Esq, fully tested, vaccinated and sterilised, for your listening pleasure. Mister Joliet plays a smörgåsbord of sonic delights including, but not limited to: Motown, electro pop, indie, hip hop, electronica, bootlegs and funk.

This is your own, personal, self-isolation discotheque. And, if this song doesn’t butter your muffin, don’t worry – there will be another killer along in just a minute.

Please remember to wear your mask at all times, scream if you want to go faster, and Boris Johnson is not Winston Churchill, however much he may want to be.

When life gives you corona lemons, it’s time to shake what your mama gave you and get raw with the fever on the dance floor.

RIDICULOUS ECLECTICISM, GUARANTEED.