:{LITTLE ILL Warehouse Party}: www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=8839874021
with Prolix, Pigeonhold [Gid], Spencer & Ruby Rocks, The Smackmaster Generale, Lebrosk, Dr Wood & Nurse Borrett and, introducing, MICHAEL MORPH and JULIAN COALESCE.
SATURDAY 3rd MAY [Bank Holiday weekend], 8.30pm-very late
@ SECRET WAREHOUSE, N17 [location revealed nearer the time]
tube: Tottenham Hale [12 mins to King’s Cross, Victoria Line]
train: Tottenham Hale [12 mins to Liverpool Street, every 15 mins]
bus: 41 - 123 - 192 - 230 - N41 - N73 - W4
http://uk.geocities.com/busroutes/placesindex/tottenhamhale.htm
:{SIX MONTHS LATER…}:
Following our monster mash-up Halloween party :{LITTLE THRILL}: we’re back once again with the ill behaviour to bring you a massive May Day Bank Holiday bonanza, :{LITTLE ILL}: Unplanned Afternoons is collaborating with several promoters to prescribe a Doctors and Nurses party so surgically unsound, the General Medical Council will be quaking in their scrubs. This is no accident, it is an emergency - we want medical, surgical, in-patients, out-patients, matrons, midwives, neurology, urology, psychiatrics, anesthetics, obstetrics, gynaecol… everything.
:{SPECIAL GUEST SONIC SURGEONS}:
MICHAEL MORPH:
www.myspace.com/michaelmorph
We’re indecently excited to welcome this DJ and producer, with recent releases on Pure Mint, Sound Of Spectrum and Cubic. He’s also a highly experienced proctologist and renowned for his warm hands. His very fat indeed new single, ‘The Crowd C’est Beau’, has been remixed by LongRange (Phil Hartnoll from Orbital) and Aquasky:
www.pure-mint.com/artists/michaelmorph.html
JULIAN COALESCE:
We’re also thrilled to the bits to welcome the legendary Julian4play, aka Julian Coalesce. Back in the day, the Coalesce parties wrote the book on high quality, underground musical madness and Julian was at the centre of the maelstrom. Resident DJ at the splendid Rude Not 2 parties in Brixton, Julian’s music is hard to label; a sense of freestyle dance constantly being pushed to new and astounding levels by a highly experienced and fearsomely talented DJ.
In addition, we’ve got EIGHT DJs from Pigeonhold, Unplanned Afternoons, Passion and more, playing a mentally unstable mixture of music, which probably ought to be sectioned. Starting with 60s and 70s rock and pop, Motown, 80s pop trash and indie, moving through house, breaks, electro, funk, disco and ending up in a straight-jacket. Anything to get you off the gurney and dancing, waving your bed pans in the air like you just don’t care.
The exact location will be revealed nearer the time, but we’ve been diligently searching for a great warehouse venue and have found one of the finest north London can offer. There will be not one, but TWO rooms of tunes, an unnecessarily huge, £20,000 turbo sound system, a fully functioning bar, visuals, projections, cloakroom, medical check-ups from our friendly staff and cab numbers to ensure you all return to your wards safely (although you won’t make it back before lights out). No restrictions - smoke where you like, dance where you like, do what you like. Rather conveniently, there’s a public holiday on Monday 5th, so you won’t need to consider calling in ’sick’ on the Monday, due to an overdose of fun. And, for those that know Nikki ‘Dr’ Wood, it also happens to be her birthday weekend, so come and help her celebrate her *cough* 26th birthday (once again). Dr Wood will also be making her DJing debut with Nurse Borrett and partying in her own inimitable style. And, yes, this involves glowsticks. Big, throbbing ones, with their own pulse. Oooooh, Matron!
So, if you’d kindly step behind the screen and take your clothes off, we’ll be right with you. Don’t worry, we’re trained Doctors and licensed to ill.
10.30pm :{PROLIX}: main room
1. ONE WORLD ORCHESTRA feat. THE MASSED PIPES AND DRUMS OF THE CHILDREN’S FREE REVOLUTIONARY VOLUNTEER GUARD: the magnificent
2. SPACE RAIDERS: song for dot
3. LE TONE: joli dragon {jadell mix}
4. JULIET: avalon
5. ETA: casual sub (burning spear)
6. ORBITAL: chime
7. X-PRESS 2 feat. KURT WAGNER: give it
8. AGENT SUMO: 24 hours
9. S-EXPRESS: theme from s-express
10. SEELENLUFT featuring MICHAEL SMITH: manila {cicada mix}
11. BASEMENT JAXX: do your thing
12. AUDIO BULLYS: face in a cloud
13. FREESTYLERS: ruffneck
14. JEANS TEAM: keine melodien
15. DUB PISTOLS: official chemical {dj touché mix}
16. THE PRODIGY: out of space
17. LO FIDELITY ALLSTARS: lo fi’s in ibiza
18. SHIMON & ANDY C: body rock
19. PLACEBO: passive aggressive {brothers in rhythm mix}
20. FISCHERSPOONER: emerge {dave clarke mix}
1.15am :{PROLIX}: second room
1. FRANK WILSON: do i love you (indeed i do)
2. KINKS lola
3. SONNY J: can’t stop moving
4. DE LA SOUL: ring ring ring (ha ha hey)
5. CHARLES WRIGHT & THE WATTS 103rd STREET RHYTHM BAND: express yourself {mocean worker mix}
6. STEVIE WONDER: we can work it out
7. BEETHOVEN: 5th symphony vs KANYE WEST: gold digger {bootleg}
8. MICHAEL JACKSON: billie jean vs JUSTICE: d.a.n.c.e. vs C&C MUSIC FACTORY: gonna make you sweat (everybody dance now) = justice for billie jean {dj schmolli bootleg}
9. THE CORAL: dreaming of you
10. OTIS REDDING: hard to handle
11. SKEEWIFF: man of constant sorrow
12. WILD CHERRY: play that funky music
13. LED SNOOPPELIN: whole lotta love vs drop it like it’s hot {party ben bootleg}
14. SHIRLEY ELLIS: the clapping song (clap pat clap slap)
15. ROBYN: with every heartbeat
16. IKE & TINA TURNER: proud mary
17. PUBLIC ENEMY: bring the noise vs THE WHITE STRIPES: 7 nation army {white enemy bootleg}
18. ARETHA FRANKLIN: think
19. THE BEATLES: carry that weight
20. THE MAMAS & THE PAPAS: dancing in the street
5.30am :{SPENCER & RUBY ROCKS vs PROLIX vs THE SMACKMASTER GENERALE}: second room
P: 1. HOT CHIP: over and over
S: 2. LCD SOUNDSYSTEM: north american scum
R: 3. GOLDFRAPP: train
P: 4. THE KILLERS: mr brightside {jacques lu cont’s thin white duke mix}
S: 5. THE STONE ROSES: she bangs the drums
R: 6. BASEMENT JAXX: where’s your head at?
SG: 7. SPIDERBAIT: shazam
P: 8. DUFFY: mercy
S: 9. IKE & TINA TURNER: nutbush city limits
R: 10. NANCY SINATRA: these boots are made for walking
SG: 11. DOLLY PARTON: 9 to 5
P: 12. THE COMMODORES vs INI KAMOSE: my shiny gun mosey {lenlow bootleg}
S: 13. JACKIE WILSON: (your love keeps taking me) higher and higher
R: 14. THE BEACH BOYS: good vibrations
SG: 15. ELTON JOHN: are you ready for love?
P: 16. UNDERWORLD: cowgirl
S: 17. OUTKAST: hey ya!
R: 18. THE BEATLES: paperback writer
SG: 19. QUEEN: don’t stop me now
P: 20. THE KLF: last train to trancentral
S: 21. NEW ORDER: blue monday
R: 22. PRIMAL SCREAM: movin’ on up
SG: 23. BILL WITHERS: lovely day
P: 24. GUNS N’ ROSES: sweet child o’ mine vs MELVIN BLISS: synthetic substitution vs BARRY WHITE: i’m gonna love you just a little more baby vs NORAH JONES: nightingale vs DOVES: words = sweet child o’ ravi {lenlow bootleg}
S: 25. SPILLER feat. SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR: groovejet
R: 26. TALKING HEADS: once in a lifetime
SG: 27. THE VERVE: bittersweet symphony vs JAY-Z {bootleg}
S: 28: RADIOHEAD: nobody does it better
P: PRINCE: kiss
S: JOHNNY KIDD & THE PIRATES: shakin’ all over
SG: DELIVERANCE: duelling banjos
R: THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS: man of constant sorrow
P: ORBITAL: halcyon + on + on
:{finished at 7.48am}:
