Good afternoon, Funstackers.
IS REBECCA BLACK’S ‘FRIDAY’ THE WORST SONG, LIKE, EVER?
This viral has spread so fast, it’s almost last week’s news before this week ends, or something. At the time of writing, the video on YouTube has received over 47 million hits, almost all since last weekend. You can’t fault her logic: “tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.” PLUS: ‘Friday’, as performed by Bob Dylan:
COME AND CELEBRATE BLACK HISTORY MONTH WITH HEINEKEN
“You can practically see Malcolm X with his finger in that dyke.”
mp3 Blogs Are Great, #1 In A Continuing Series
I’m not sure why I haven’t included mp3 Blogs previously, maybe because I’m an idiot. Anyway, let’s make ammends: this very much does what it says on the tin, but in a comprehensive manner that melts my tiny mind: “Cover versions, of, but not limited to: 80’s, funk, soul, rare groove, electronica, reggae, dub and indie. All plumbed from the archives of Leopold Stotch.” For example, 21 covers of NICK DRAKE’s ‘River Man’, anyone?
22 takes on ‘Cissy Strut’ by THE METERS?
Leopold Stotch is also an extraordinary name; well done, Mr and Mrs Stotch.
FARGGINAY: Bacon Cologne
“The year was 1920 and quite by accident John Fargginay, a Parisian butcher, discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customer’s mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of… bacon”
DAVID BOWIE’S UNRELEASED ALBUM: ‘Toy’
“Toy, the 2002 album never released by Virgin and now leaked online, has given Bowie fans first new music in almost a decade”.
HOW TO BUILD A CLOUD CHAMBER AT HOME: By Olivia (age 15)
Next time someone gives you something boring to do, just start attacking a smoke alarm wiht a Swiss Army knife and tell them: “sorry sweetheart, I’d love to help, but I’m building a cloud chamber”. And, always remember: “when Olivia (age 15) demonstrates how to remove a radioactive piece of Americium from a smoke detector. “Try not to point it directly at you,” she advises.”
SUBZIN: Find Phrases In Movies And Series
“Movie Quotes Search Engine. Find any quote in millions of movie lines. All quotes are time-based contextualized, and linked with the IMDB movie database.”
MICKEY THE FERRET TAKES THE TRAIN
“A ferret has been rescued from an Edinburgh station after apparently getting off a train from London. Staff have named the ferret Mickey.”
The melancholy mistress of Happy Friday.
Keep it Unplanned.
Big Le Gothique Lurrve,