ianjoliet.com

www.shoreditchfestival.org.uk

Another season of close, but no cigar - although, it was good to finish the job by beating Spurs on Sunday. Away from home too and one more goal for Fernando means that he’s equalled Bernie Mac as the second top scorer in the Premier League this term.

Moreover, Liverpool have finally got a 20 goal striker for the first time since Robbie Fowler [Mickey Owen may be dead nice and everything, but never bagged 20 goals in the league and, apparently, he’s bound for Toffeeland anyway].

But, whether you’re a paid-up foot soldier in the Anfield army or not, click the link below for some humdinging howitzers and cashmere-codpiece, silky sensations for everyone to enjoy…
And, a goal from Andriy Voronin:
www.liverpoolfc.tv

*Wiping a tear from my eye with the prospect of my little pumpkin boy’s imminent departure for Valencia…*

ps: The winner was Fernando’s mazy run and clinical finish during the Reds’ 4-0 rout of Marseille at the Stade Velodrome in the Champions League.

www.hackney.gov.uk

:{SHOT AND MIXER: INDIE vs RAVE}:
SATURDAY 10th MAY, 9pm-very late
£2.50 concession guest list [contact me for details]
@ THE WHERE?HOUSE, Unit 3c, Millmead Industrial Estate, Millmead Road, N17 9QU
www.myspace.com/thewherehouselondon

tube: Tottenham Hale
[12 mins from King’s Cross, Victoria Line]
train: Tottenham Hale
[12 mins from Liverpool Street, every 15 mins]
bus: 41 - 123 - 192 - 230 - N41 - N73 - W4 [click this]

I’m DJing at a big party in the same warehouse venue where we put on :{LITTLE ILL}: last weekend. There are FIVE bands [including the remarkable sounding ROTATING LESLIE], plus loads of DJs and, if you tell me you’re coming, I can put you on a concession guest list for a paltry £2.50.

:{BANDS}:
9.45pm :{THE ILLCHEMISTS}:
http://www.myspace.com/theillchemists

10.15pm :{PROLIX}:
1. MYSTERY JETS feat. LAURA MARLING: young love {shoes mix}
2. THE POSTAL SERVICE: such great heights
3. NEON NEON: i lust u
4. THE DANDY WARHOLS: everyday should be a holiday {tony lash mix}
5. HOT CLUB DE PARIS: shipwreck
6. NORTHSIDE: shall we take a trip?

10.30pm :{MURDER MILE}:
http://www.murdermile.net
http://www.myspace.com/murdermile

11.00pm :{PROLIX}:
7. PENDULUM feat. FREESTYLERS: fasten your seatbelt
8. ELECTRIC SIX: danger! high voltage
9. REVEREND AND THE MAKERS: heavyweight champion of the world
10. NEW YOUNG PONY CLUB: ice cream
11. HARVEY DANGER: flagpole sitta

11.15pm :{RIOT RIOT}:
http://www.myspace.com/riotriotband

11.35pm :{PROLIX}:
12. BLUR: for tomorrow
13. OF MONTREAL: heimdalsgate like a promethean curse
14. THE STONE ROSES: i am the resurrection {jon carter mix}
15. JANE’S ADDICTION: been caught stealing
16. THE TING TINGS: that’s not my name
17. THE SOUNDS: tony the beat {rex the dog disco radio mix}

11.55pm :{THE GENERAL}:
http://www.myspace.com/thegeneralband

12.15am :{PROLIX}:
18. THE WOMBATS: kill the director {cansei de ser sexy mix}
19. HOT CHIP: over and over
20. THOSE DANCING DAYS: those dancing days
21. PARIS ANGELS: perfume (loved up)
22. THE KILLERS: mr brightside {jacques lu cont’s thin white duke mix}
23. FOALS: cassius

12.40am :{ROTATING LESLIE}:
http://www.rotatingleslie.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/rotatingleslie

:{DJs}:
SuicideDogz
http://www.myspace.com/suicidedogz
3rd Rok
http://www.myspace.com/graphiterecords
plus, Roy & Jackson + MCs, Asha, Kyle, Core Arts DJs, Leah, Budakan

:{HOW TO FIND THE WHERE?HOUSE}:
Unit 3c, Millmead Industrial Estate, Millmead Road, N17 9QU
www.myspace.com/thewherehouselondon
[for Google Map, click this]
[for Streetmap, click this]

tube: Tottenham Hale
[12 mins from King’s Cross, Victoria Line]
train: Tottenham Hale
[12 mins from Liverpool Street, every 15 mins]
bus: 41 - 123 - 192 - 230 - N41 - N73 - W4 [click this]

1. Turn left out of the tube station.
2. Follow the boards hiding the building work along Ferry Lane.
3. Turn left at the lights into Millmead Road.
4. Keep following the boards on your left, until you reach a nice security man with a car barrier.
5. Turn left into Millmead Industrial Estate and The Where?house is straight ahead and in the left hand corner.
6. You’re here - splendid.

:{PROLIX}:
plays Motown, electro, pop, indie, hip hop, bootlegs, downtempo and funk
FRIDAY 9th MAY, 7pm-1am
FREE
@ THE EAGLE, 2 Shepherdess Walk, Hoxton, N1 7LB – [020] 7553 7681
BeerInTheEvening.com
nearest tube: Old Street

Highlights of last week included playing outside to a full garden for a second week; seeing my Kiwi friends for the first time in ages: Reuben, Matt and his missus, Clare, and playing FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS and a CROWDED HOUSE bootleg, just for them; Fiona Mac, swaying slightly after seven hours of diligent [yet responsible] boozing; and finally remembering to play some particular old tunes: JANE’S ADDICTION: been caught stealing, HARVEY DANGER: flagpole sitta, THE STONE ROSES: i am the resurrection {jon carter mix} and ARCTIC MONKEYS: when the sun goes down.

9.00pm
1. ONE WORLD ORCHESTRA feat. THE MASSED PIPES AND DRUMS OF THE CHILDREN’S FREE REVOLUTIONARY VOLUNTEER GUARD: the magnificent
2. MADNESS: it must be love
3. LILY ALLEN: ldn
4. THE AVALANCHES: since i left you
5. AL GREEN: let’s stay together
6. DR DRE feat. SNOOP DOGG: next episode vs CROWDED HOUSE: weather with you {bootleg}
7. SAMBASSADEUR: kate
8. MINT ROYALE feat LAUREN LAVERNE: don’t falter
9. FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS: business time
10. SLY & THE FAMILY STONE: everyday people
11. DUFFY: mercy
12. HAPPY MONDAYS: bob’s yer uncle
13. YAEL NAIM: new soul
14. THE CHOSEN FEW: shaft
15. SHARON JONES & THE DAP-KINGS: what have you done for me lately?
16. CAKE: short skirt/long jacket
17. ICE CUBE: you can do it (put your back into it)
18. JANE’S ADDICTION: been caught stealing

10.00pm
19. ADELE: hometown glory {night facilities mix}
20. BUDDY RICH: the beat goes on
21. THE DRAGONS: food for my soul
22. MICHAEL JACKSON: billie jean vs JUSTICE: d.a.n.c.e. vs C&C MUSIC FACTORY: gonna make you sweat (everybody dance now) = justice for billie jean {dj schmolli bootleg}
23. EBONY BONES: we know all about you
24. JAMIE LIDELL: multiply
25. ELVIS PRESLEY: always on my mind
26. THE SOURCE feat. CANDI STATON: you got the love
27. NEON NEON: i lust u
28. IKE & TINA TURNER: bold soul sister
29. MASSIVE ATTACK: unfinished sympathy {paul oakenfold mix}
30. WE GOVERN WE: fields
31. OBIE TRICE: got some more teeth {del gazeebo bootleg}
32. BLONDIE: hanging on the telephone
33. HARVEY DANGER: flagpole sitta
34. LED SNOOPPELIN: whole lotta love vs drop it like it’s hot {party ben bootleg}
:{move inside}:

11.30pm
35. JIMMY CLIFF: wonderful world, beautiful people
36. SAINT ETIENNE: only love can break your heart
37. THE SUGARCUBES: hit
38. THE WISEGUYS: ooh la la
39. THE WOMBATS: moving to new york
40. BRENDA HOLLOWAY: think it over (before you break my heart) aka reconsider
41. THE ROLLING STONES: honky tonk woman
42. SHAWN LEE’S PING PONG ORCHESTRA: rehab
43. CAESARS: jerk it out
44. ARCTIC MONKEYS: when the sun goes down

12.00am
45. BASEMENT JAXX: do your thing
46. JACKIE WILSON: i get the sweetest feeling
47. BENT: always {ashley beedle’s mahavishnu mix}
48. MYSTERY JETS feat. LAURA MARLING: young love {shoes mix}
49. HERMAN DÜNE: i wish that i could see you soon
50. HOT CHIP: one pure thought
51. THE STONE ROSES: i am the resurrection {jon carter mix}
52. THE CHARLATANS: a man needs to be told vs ADINA HOWARD: freak like me {lenlow bootleg}
53. KATE NASH: pumpkin soup
54. FUN BOY THREE: our lips are sealed
55. CYPRESS HILL: insane in the brain
56. THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS: one too many mornings
57. ALANIS MORISSETTE: uninvited {freemasons mix}
58. UNDERWORLD: dirty epic

:{PROLIX}:
plays Motown, electro, pop, indie, hip hop, bootlegs, downtempo and funk
FRIDAY 2nd MAY, 7pm-1am
FREE
@ THE EAGLE, 2 Shepherdess Walk, Hoxton, N1 7LB – [020] 7553 7681
www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/14/14725/Eagle/Hoxton
nearest tube: Old Street